Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
