I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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