i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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