He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
A+ Viking dick
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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