My Higher Power is John Stamos
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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