this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
What a dumb baby whore.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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