Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
