The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
send nudes
from the living room?
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