For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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