Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i love accidental penises.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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