That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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