Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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