I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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