I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
home. puking in laundry basket.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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