why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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