Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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