they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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