Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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