i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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