Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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