I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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