Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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