Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I enjoy the company of your penis
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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