Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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