it was like his penis was on wheels.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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