I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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