we're blogging at a bar
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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