like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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