is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
