just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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