Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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