just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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