He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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