white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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