whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
