my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
