i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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