Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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