You really coming over, don't trick.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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