I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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