is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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