So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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