I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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