But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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