So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
