I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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