Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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