Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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