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(917): View more from New York City

It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park

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(219): View more from Indiana

rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

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(831): View more from California

She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(585): View more from New York

She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back

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(320): View more from Minnesota

No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple

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(518): View more from New York

Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.

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