we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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