I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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