No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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