That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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