I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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