so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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