Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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