i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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