Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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