evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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